TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD WHILE BARTENDING THE JOSEPH SHOW

10. DNA fixes itself. It lives in a tube, or more like a tribe. It's like being born without those things and gaining them through the tribe that you're living in, and when the tribe say oh no no then you're gonna get crossed out, dropped from the tribe and then you'll be finito my home bro.

 

9. No dude, it's definitely broken. Not sure what bone it is but yep, definitely broke it.

 

8. I ain't need it. Lemme be!

 

7.  All we do is drugs and bang and play with snakes down here.

 

6. I'm callin' to tell you that Jenny done kicked Benji outta the house. That's right, he ain't comin' home.

 

5. That guy's face is totally smashed in, he's covered in blood, somebody better call the cops.

 

4. I'm a weirdo, man, a total weirdo.

 

3. The fire truck is back again.

 

2. The ambulance is back again.

 

1. The cops are back again.